Archive for September, 2009

How to pickle onions

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Homemade pickled onions

I like pickled onions even less then plums. But, after pickling our own a couple of weeks ago in time for Christmas, even I could be tempted to try a few. It was something that Nik wanted to have a go at, and as we’d harvested the onions from the garden a few days earlier, a vinegar bath was seemingly almost inevitable for the crop we’d dug up.

Pickling is no ordinary bath, though – it takes two days to prepare, but it is an easy process to get going.

On day one, peel the onions and chop off the tops and tails, so you’re left with a flat-edged vegetable with lots of green-white flesh. Be careful when you’re chopping the roots off that you don’t cut too much into the body of the onion itself, as it’s the base that holds it together.

Cover your freshly-skinned onions with a salt and water mix in a large pan.  In another pan, fully dissolve 250g of salt into two litres of water to make a brine, and pour this over the onions, too. If this doesn’t cover them, then make up some more in the same proportions. When the vegetables are totally covered with the brine mixture, cover them with plates to keep them under the water and leave them for 24 hours to dry out a little.

On day two, remove the onions from the brine and rinse them well and dry thoroughly, in readiness for storing in jars. The glass containers must be sterilised first, so either run them through a hot dishwasher or a 100 degrees Celsius oven. Leave them to cool naturally.

When both the jars and the onions are dry, place the onions into the jars (we used large Kilner-style containers), and cover with malt vinegar. The liquid must come right up to the top of the vegetables and cover them, in order to seal them. It’s recommended that they should be left for a few weeks before eating, so the festive period should be perfect timing. Lovely?

Making plum wine

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Plum wine

As family and friends will tell you, I’m not that keen on plums, but, as the hedgerows and trees around the house have a more than plentiful supply, we thought we’d have a go at making plum wine. Different to the wine we’ve made in kits, we’re hoping this will be a little fruitier, with maybe even more of a kick than than the self-distilling products.

Picking 5.5kg (12lbs) of fruit, we placed the foraged plums in the fermenter and covered with two gallons of hot water to split the skins and let the pulp inside seep out and turn the liquid into a thick mush. We left it in this state for two weeks. The sight of mould peppering the top of the now thick syrup-like liquid, signalled that the first stage of natural fermentation was complete. Onto stage two.

First, the whole lot was syphoned off into a second fermenter, when 4kg of a boiling water and sugar mixture and some brewers’ yeast was added. The sugar syrup has to be added slowly, though, until the plum juice is clear. The yeast has to be measured, too; one teaspoon for every gallon of brew meant that we needed three teaspoons. Accompanied by another good stir, we capped the mixture with an air lock to release any further fermenting pressure and left it for another fortnight, quietly bubbling away.

Before bottling, the brew has to have stopped fermenting, to stop the stuff exploding. Campden tablets usually do the trick; they both kill off any remaining bacteria and stop the wine picking up contamination when it comes to syphoning into bottles. And although they’re explosive in concentrated form, too, diluting them negates this. Adding one tablet for every gallon of wine saw us add two and a half tablets, balancing our 10 litres of brew.

We syphoned the wine off into bottles last week, and just had enough to fill 12 bottles. A very pretty blush-pink liquid, they look perfect for the summer. Which is just as well – before we can drink them, we have to leave them in the outhouse for six to nine months to clear. It’s going to be a boozy 2010; the cider will ready then, too…

ABBA: unofficial Dreamworld and Little White Secrets bootleg CDs

Monday, September 14th, 2009

ABBA Dreamworld and Little White Secrets bootleg CDs

With almost perfect timing for last night’s BBC Radio 2 ABBA tribute concert, Thank You For The Music, I stumbled across these two very rare unofficial ABBA CDs last weekend. As with most rare recorded and treasured finds, they turned up at the most unlikely place: in the Hylands House secondhand bookshop, next to the Hutton’s Courtyard Café.

(The Radio 2 broadcast was disappointing, but Kylie was undoubtedly the star of the show, with her Super Trouper and When All Is Said And Done live performances.)

Costing £3.00 for the pair of CDs, each one is packed with live performances of classic and album tracks (most likely recorded from the ABBA The Movie soundtrack), studio versions from TV programmes at the height of the group’s fame.

Bonus oddities and rarities such as the unreleased but brilliant Just Like That (the master tapes of which were rumoured to have been stolen from Björn Ulvaeus’ car), which has only previously appeared on disc four of the Thank You For The Music box set as part of a series of spliced together demos entitled ABBA Undeleted also add to the historic appeal.

A massive forty-two tracks in all, I’ll admit the quality’s not great, and does, in some cases, sound like the collection was recorded off a dodgy video. I can’t work out where they came from; aforementioned sound aside, the covers are of retail CD quality, and sleeve notes state that some of the tracks are from a Swedish-only promo.

They’re unofficial and therefore truly a mystery, but with that, unquestionably essential documents charting the band’s history that otherwise might be lost in the catalogue of more well-known and populist tracks that get played at hen nights, birthday parties, wedding receptions and fun fairs the world over.

No news is good news

Friday, September 11th, 2009

A month. It’s the longest I’ve not blogged since I started this site in January 2007. But don’t think I’ve been doing nothing. Life has gotten very busy the last four weeks, and I’ll admit, it’s been hard to log on and update happenings, as life has been, well, happening.

Since the middle of August, I’ve been busier than ever working, and trying to get a new online project off the ground. That’s taken more time than I’d envisaged, but thankfully, while it will be an ongoing project, the first stage is almost complete.

Nik has been just as busy, tidying up the garden and emptying the vegetable plot. He’s been harvesting sunflowers, making crab apple jelly, taking out the onions, making fig jam, planting cauliflowers and cabbage, and trimming the tomatoes, to try and spook them into actually ripening.

We’ve both been picking apples for our first foray into cider-making, taking plums off the trees near the nature reserve to make plum wine and collecting both blackberries and sloes, the latter to make this year’s stash of sloe gin or vodka.

Fun has been on the agenda, too, though. We’ve been watching the contenders sing their hearts out in the 1985 Eurovision Song Contest, catching up with ‘Allo ‘Allo, Fawlty TowersHoward’s Way and Stephen Fry in America, visiting family and friends, and enjoying the odd meal in the garden, although I suspect that’s soon to stop.

So, busy, busy, busy. It’s better than bored, bored, bored, and I’ve certainly not been doing nothing. Hopefully the merry-go-round to Busyville should start to slow a little now, which is good. If it doesn’t, there’ll be no time to get off…