Moonlighting

February 4th, 2010

‘Blue Moon Detective Agency. Getting strange calls in the middle of the night, strange notes in your mailbox by dawn’s early light, tell us about it, let us get involved, we’ll find the perv and your problems will be solved.’
Agnes DiPesto, Receptionist, Blue Moon Detective Agency

Anyone who knows us would no doubt agree, but we watch more more retro TV shows than we do new ones. It’s not necessarily a nostalgia thing for the 1970s and 1980s either; we just think that TV was better back then, although reminiscing no doubt plays a part. The latest ammunition in the cannon for ‘80s TV is Moonlighting, the American drama-comedy (or nowadays, ‘dramedy’) about a private investigation agency, run by the glamourous Madeleine ‘Maddie Hayes’ and the arrogant David Addison, screened from 1985 to 1989.

With the lead parts played by Cybill Shepherd and Bruce Willis respectively, it used to be one of my favourite imported shows, and yes, like similar programmes of the time, it has dated in that dated 1980s excess-type way. But, the sexual sparring, contrasting personalities of the lead characters (she’s no-nonsense, he’s the bumbling joker always rubbing her up the wrong way) and the sometimes strange cases they have to solve rarely fail to raise a smile.

This spoof of the best detective TV shows did well at the time – picking up 16 Emmy nominations for the second series and it was not only humourous, but also self-referential – and fits our criteria retro TV perfectly, even if Nik is still to be convinced. We picked it up late last year when the Zone Romantica channel became CBS Drama and started to air episodes (it’s on every day), alongside Dynasty, Falcon Crest and other ‘80s classics.

It’s all Lucy Mangan’s fault – if I hadn’t read her column about the show being re-shown, I might not have remembered it, as we have so many other old series to watch. And we don’t watch Moonlighting all the time for that reason, just dip and and dip out as we want to (most of the hour-long programmes are self-contained stories in any case). But, once all 67 episodes and five series have been broadcast, we can always buy the DVDs to catch the ones we missed…

Thwarted by the mud (and a cold)

February 3rd, 2010

We wanted to continue our new walking regime last weekend, and as it was dry and bright for at least part of the day, we decided to drive out to Paper Mill Lock just north of Chelmsford. Apparently there’s a good walking route through the fields and by the Chelmsford and Blackwater Navigation Canal, which you can also follow all the 14 miles from Chelmsford to Heybridge. Admittedly, it was quite late (around 2pm) when we set off, but we weren’t aiming to trek the 5.5-mile distance we did a couple of weeks ago.

When we got to the lock itself, the steady stream of people strolling at the side of the road said it all; their boots were caked in mud. We hadn’t taken our dirty walking shoes, rather foolishly thinking that as the day dawned very frosty, there would be no mud and soggy ground. It was a silly mistake to make; everyone knows that walking + fields and tracks = mud (even on a fine day). So, we went and grabbed a coffee and cake in Sainsbury’s excellent value for money café, before driving the short distance home.

It was probably just as well. After a sore throat one day last week, I’m now in the midst of what I think is a full-blown cold. A runny nose has since developed after the weekend’s mild aches and although that seems to have gotten much better, the dry, cracked and slightly bleeding lips which have been caused through all the blowing, are I think, a worse thing to bear.

All very unpleasant, but, not wanting to speak too soon, I think I may have now turned the corner. The nose blowing has become much less frequent and I do feel a little brighter. Contracting a cold was inevitable in any case; with most of our families and work colleagues going through the sniffles at Christmas and the past month, it was only a matter of time before I picked something up. And, maybe winter isn’t properly winter without a cold after all.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

January 19th, 2010

*Warning: contains spoilers*

It wasn’t so much far up, far out, or far more as the 1969 poster states, but it was rather good as James Bond romps go. We had another round of film roulette on Saturday night (the rules are simple; all our film titles are scribbled down on paper, folded up and then picked at random) and as it was an 007 picture that came out on top, I favoured George Lazenby’s one and only outing. Why? I’d been told that it was set around Christmastime (it’s not that long after) and it also had an early appearance of then model and fledgling actress Joanna Lumley.



The second in the ‘Blofeld Trilogy’ between You Only Live Twice and Diamonds Are Forever, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service features Blofeld about to release a fatal and widespread global plague through a bevy of ‘angels of death’ unless a claim to a title and other demands are met. As an aside, Bond meets, falls in love, and marries Contessa Teresa ‘Tracy’ di Vincenzo, played by The Avengers actress Diana Rigg. Filmed at the legendary Pinewood, Portugal and Switzerland – largely at the now infamous Piz Gloria revolving restaurant – the movie did well, grossing $87m at the time, although Lazenby’s reception was both more shaken and stirred.

I’m not a Bond afficionado, but I think Lazenby deserves more credit than he received back in 1969 and since. And , although I’ve not seen many Connery Bonds either, I think the Australian actor that replaced the suave Scot did as good a job, if not better, job of playing the MI6 agent. Yes, there is a little awkwardness (Lazenby had never acted on such an epic scale before) and some scenes are a little clumsy, but overall, he should have stayed on for the seven films he originally signed up for. Thinking that the 007 franchise might be archaic in the forthcoming and more liberated 1970s he put away his Walther-PPK after just one movie.

It’s a shame. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service has many of the ‘right’ ingredients for a classic Bond movie. A strong cast (Kojak’s Telly Savalas played Blofeld), a script that reportedly stayed close to Ian Fleming’s novel, an exciting car chase with Ford Escorts on ice and stunning Swiss scenery all add up to a diverting couple of hours. The only real departure is the ending.

With Tracy lying dead in his arms, we see a hitherto unseen emotional side of Bond, which was built on for the recent blockbusters Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace (which rebooted the franchise) starring Daniel Craig. It’s non the worse for that, though, and with the lack of gadgets, it’s a stripped back Bond, again rather similar to today’s. If only Lazenby knew that 007 would still be doing his action man stuff some 40 years later; who knows how the series would have developed?

A walk around Ingatestone

January 17th, 2010

At last! Blue skies heralded our first walk of 2010. We decided to take a 5.5 mile route closeby, just around Ingatestone. A small town south of Chelmsford, it sits within an area of green belt land, 20 miles north of London. It has some history; established in Saxon times on the then Great Essex Road (now major the A12 trunk road), it sits between the then goliath Roman towns of London and Colchester. The name originally meant ‘settlement at the stone’. It even has stones left by glacial action visible in the High Street.

Nik used to live and spent some of his formative years in the town (in two locations) and so knows the area well. I don’t have that much knowledge of Essex and perhaps the thing I knew Ingatestone for the most is that it’s the last stop before home on the train from London. And that it has good curry house. Our walk from the Walks Into History: Essex changed all that and to be honest, if it hadn’t, at least we managed to get out for a couple of hours, in the (all too limited) winter sunshine.

Our stroll took us around Ingatestone and also Fryerning, a village to the north of the small town. We tramped across empty fields, many deserted pastures with electric fences, over and under the A12 and round the back of the 16th century Ingatestone Hall. Open to the public at selected times and dates, the grand and majestic Tudor mansion that was once host to Queen Elizabeth I is probably most well-known for providing the exterior of Bleak House in the 2005 BBC adaption of the Charles Dickens’ novel of the same name.

After the prolonged cold snap that prevented almost everyone from going almost anywhere, it really felt good to be out and about in the sunshine again, after far too long. Mud (in the car park opposite The Cricketers pub and en route) notwithstanding, we really enjoyed tramping through the grass and hedgerows again, even sighting some deer common to the area. One thing that we had forgotten and was probably telling of the afternoon’s activities, was the aching of our legs. Maybe the moderately high mile count was to blame, maybe it was the lack of activity over the past few weeks. Whatever, it won’t stop us next time.

Snow chickens today

January 6th, 2010

This is a first. We’re currently in the grip of the second and arguably most significant snowfall of the winter here in Essex, and it would appear even the chickens don’t like it. They’ve seen snow before of course and usually hang about, walking about the coop. Gerry and Margot sometimes even play spot the Barbara, as being white, our Sussex Ranger easily blends in.

But not today. They’ve gone back up the coop ladder to ‘bed’, just as they do when dusk falls. The snow on the tarpaulin over the compound might make it darker and with it being so cold, I can’t say I blame them for trying to keep warm in their insulated Eglu Cube. Oscar’s doing the same; he’s curled up under the radiator in the spare bedroom, probably wishing the summer would come quickly so that he can be out all day.

It looks like this cold spell will last until the start of next week, so our laying ladies will have to get used to the sub-zero temperatures if they haven’t done so already. The cold and the darkness is more than likely what’s causing the declining egg count (down to 25 in December 2009 from 91 in the summer of the same year), but it could be worse. They could still be moulting and be really clucking freezing.